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ZS2CFC > UFO 03.03.09 22:31l 69 Lines 1729 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
BID : 222949ZS2CFC
Read: GUEST DG1DAC
Subj: Re: UFO INTEREST GROUP NEWS 246
Path: DB0FHN<DB0RGB<OE5XBL<OE6XPE<DB0RES<DK0WUE<7M3TJZ<PY1AYH<CX2SA<ZS0MEE
Sent: 090303/2026Z @:ZS0MEE.SRJ.GAU.ZAF.AF #:39164 [Johannesburg] $:222949ZS2CF
From: ZS2CFC@ZS0MEE.SRJ.GAU.ZAF.AF
To : UFO@WW
Hello
Yes , some more "Humour" here for the UFO believers...
The setting :
Me , a 12 year ol boy, anywhere in the western world, around
b4 X-Mas time , cold, rain and sleet.
Just coming in from the outside :
Hi Mom , A UFO just landed in our driveway and the err,
Greys
as they are called, are asking for a bit of sugar for their
warp drive and...
Nuts , Son , U tell em, no more sugar. Period. Your dentist
said so and the ... erm "Greys" will have to adapt.
But... ( Father comes in and sees a bright light out in the
driveway )
Son , U can tell em to wash my car. They brought a mighty
good droplight and they should be able to spot the dirt.
Ehh , Father , the lights you see are changing to amber and
it is an indication for their demise....
Son! Let them deice. My car needs a wax too. Eh , they look
rather small and thin?
Yes ,father they are the Gre...
Yup, these are the Gregorians. Heard of them. Rather a yolly
group. Have them clean up afterwards...will ya , Son?
Yes father , but they are asking for a guide to our
government to facilitate...
Our GOVERNMENT? when have they ever managed to wax anything?
Naw , Son , no such case.
Look , if they ...the erm..eh Greys you call them do a good
job and , oh I almost forgot, have them vacuum the cabin too
and emty the ashtrays and else...
Yes , Father...
By here youll probably get the idea.
It let me to take up Hamming and at later- computerised
ages-
take up packeteering.
Oh , here is annother tagline:
With age comes Wisdom.
With age comes Death.
So whats the use?
73 DE Sten ZS2CFC@ZS0MEE.SRJ.GAU.ZAF.AF
Message timed : 22:25 on 03 Mar 2009
Computer , the species of Calculus Interruptus
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