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VE3WBZ > SPAM 22.01.12 19:22l 102 Lines 3848 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: RE:KB2VXA's "Bob on Track" :)
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DT:Sunday,January 22nd.,2012 @ 1025hrs EST <JPST>
<< Quoting KB2VXA to SPAM @WW >>
> From : KB2VXA To : SPAM @WW
> Type/Status : B$ Date/Time : 21-Jan 16:12
> Bid : 12577_VK6ZRT Message # : 60726
> Title : Re: VK6BE > back on track
>
> Hi Bob and all,
Hi Warren and Bob, and all;
>
> My telephone also has a spam filter, you may know it as an answering
> machine. All day long I ignore telemarketers and robots but I digress,
> one of the "bank bots" going on about my credit card is particularly
> amusing.
Same here Warren, but I miss the telemarketers and robots as I try to
sell my services to them. I have to get a taperecorder sometime
and tape the phone calls to playback ...I really get'em going, and
they hangup...not me. They have never called back.
The bank bot, is some live gal they have working...but at 9:00PM ???
And she wants me to do this or that...then wait for a live operator
do I do...and then I try to sell'em my product first... again they
leave, but a few nights ago, instead of me, they were looking for
Maria, so I have to come up with a fake maria voice to sell them
the product.
> I never had a credit card, never needed one simply because
> if I can't afford it I don't buy it, my debit card serves me well.
Me too, but then I was a comuter to the city for my work, and was
easy to carry the card in a safe place then cash in my wallet.
> My bank bot doesn't call out but it's useful when I call in,
> I have no idea where the credit card nonsense comes from and care
> less.
When my bank calls on business they already know the instructions to
I find this rather funny, and tell them I carry out my business
face to face, and your bank already has my instructions and I
talk about nothing over the phone. Never know who they are?
> Speaking of e-mail spam, like Australia many countries have
> outlawed it but as you may have guessed, the US is the world's
> biggest spammer.
Got that right. 100% junk from the USA ....
> Server records show that spam accounts for about 80% of all internet
> traffic so basically they're blocking much more than they're passing.
> Here's the interesting bit I probably mentioned, out of the little
> that gets dumped by my filter the bulk is from China with a
> dwindling ammount from Russia,
> (those babes are losing interest in my black hole software)
> with the occasional business offer from a dot com somewhere. Oh, now
> there are TV commercials for "e-mail marketing" so to borrow a jingle
> from Oscar Meyer; I'm a spammer, he's a spammer, wouldn't you like to
> be a spammer too? Oh fork you and the weiner you rode in on!
>
> 73 de Warren
>
> Message timed by NIST: 15:58 on 2012-Jan-21 GMT
>
> [End of Message #60726 from KB2VXA]
WARREN ... I am speechless after your Oscar Meyer...so have this;
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