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Phone
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a
private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven
children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
Yoga
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails
down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her
nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
One day her friend stopped her and noticing her long, groomed nails, asked
her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them
instead."
Q&A
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Q: Why did everyone like to buy the psychic clothes for her birthday?
A: Because they knew she was a medium.
Q: How did the football player get into the theater for free?
A: He received a pass.
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