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Responsible
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Pauly was at a job interview, and the Personnel Officer told him that they
needed an individual who is totally responsible. "I sure qualify then."
replied Pauly. "Everywhere I've worked, whenever something went wrong, I
was responsible."
Picasso
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Picasso, the famous painter, reported to the police: 'I've been robbed! I've
been robbed'.
'What did they steal?'
'A lot of money. I saw the robber leaving my house, when I arrived at it!'
'Aha, could you make a painting as what the thief looked like?'
And so, Picasso painted a picture of the thief.
And thus the police arrested a fish, a toilet bowl, a burned keyboard and a
torn curtain.
Psychiatrist
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"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the
applicant. "Why did you leave?"
"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to work, I was
hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. If I was on time, I was
compulsive."
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