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Flags
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A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an
American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them,
white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"
Q&A
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon pie with a primate?
A: A meringueotan
Q: How long did Thomas Edison live?
A: His whole life.
Drunkard
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A cop caught a drunkard just in front of a house, trying to get in. "Are
you sure this is your house?" the cop asked the thoroughly sozzled man.
"Shertainly," said the drunk, "an' if you'll jesh open the door f'me, I'll
prove it to you."
"You shee that piano?" the drunk began. "Thash mine. You shee that TV?
Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow me."
The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the
second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee that bed? Thash my bed. Shee
that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. And shee that guy lying next to
her?"
"Yeah," said the cop suspiciously.
"Thash me!"
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