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ZL3AI > HUMOUR 02.02.04 11:00l 57 Lines 1585 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Birthday/Promotion/Brain
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Birthday
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A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.
"I'd like a little brother," a boy said.
"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. Why do you want a little
brother"?
"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on my dog."
Promotion
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My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced
that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased
with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable about military rankings
asked Ken to explain what the promotion meant.
After several failed attempts to get us to understand, he sighed and said,
"Before, I was Hawkeye Pierce, and now I'm Frank Burns."
Expressions of understanding immediately lit the room.
---take two---
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he
said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again. And
I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went
into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'"
Right brain - left brain
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This is soooo stupid but true... and it's going to drive you crazy!
While sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise
circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.
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