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Subj: Re: Beer Buffs, Unite!
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Yes, great advice! My brother practised this regimen for about 40 years.
Then at age 57 he had a devastating stomach haemorrhage necessitating
emergency treatment. This was the result of cirrhosis of the liver. This
was followed by a series of brain haemorrhages until, half his body
paralysed and blind in one eye, he was confined to bed and finally died in
permanent care at the age of 62 after 5 years of appallingly bad health.
His cry? "Noone told me that alcohol could do this to me."
Sorry folks but that is a true story of what happened to a 6 foot 14 stone
Australian who was a powerful man built like a rugby player.
Bob VK6BE
PS: OK I know you are joking but it is hard to see the joke when I lost my
brother in this way!!
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> Thus, consistent consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
>making the brain a much faster and more efficient machine. The result of
>in-depth study verifies and validates the observed link between all-night
>boozing and top academic skills. It also explains why, a few short years >after leaving university
and stagnating in a job, most professionals >cannot keep up with the
performance of new graduates. Only the few that >stick to a strict
regimen of copious and consistent alcoholic consumption >can hope to
maintain the high intellectual levels they achieved during >their student
years.
>Get back into the public houses! Sink those pints. Your country needs >youto be at your very peak,
and you should not deny yourself the brilliant >career that could be
yours.
> Take life one pint at a time and be all that you can be!
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