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Kangaroo
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he
could hop high, the zoo officials put up a three metre fence. He was out
the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A six metre fence was
put up. Again he got out.
When the fence was twelve metres high, a camel in the next enclosure asked
the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About three hundred metres, unless somebody locks the
gate at night!"
Navajo female wisdom
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A saleswoman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a
Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she
decides to stop the car and give the Navajo woman a lift.
During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances surreptitiously at a
brown bag on the front seat between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offered the saleswoman, "it's a
bottle of wine. I got it for my husband"
The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says,
"Good trade."
Career Ambition
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A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be
when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector." he replies
To this his friend responds "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
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