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Parts
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A parts manager for a small electronics shop, had occasion to order part
No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone
had sent part No. 699 instead.
Furious at the factory's incompetence, he promptly sent the part back along
with a letter giving them a piece of his mind.
Less than a week later, he received the same part back with a letter
containing just four words: "TURN THE PART OVER."
Q&A
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Q: Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness?
A: There are nomad people there.
Q: What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?
A: One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
Little Known Illnesses
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AFROPHOBIA:
Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.
DEJA FLU:
The feeling that one has had this cold before.
HYPOCOINDRIA:
Fear of not having correct change.
HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX:
Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.
HERPES CINEPLEX:
Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER:
Herbal-tea addiction.
VISACARDITIS:
The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.
ALPOPLEXY:
Canine feeding disorder.
STREISAND-BROLIN SYNDROME:
Excessive displays of affection.
SONSTROKE:
An attack during the reading of a will.
ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME:
Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.
OREOPOROSIS:
Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.
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