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ZL3AI > HUMOUR 31.12.03 13:36l 42 Lines 1368 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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From: ZL3AI@ZL3VML.#80.NZL.OC
To : HUMOUR@WW
Flying
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As a frequent flier, I get annoyed when other passengers disregard the
airline attendant's pleas to stay seated when the plane taxies to the gate.
One attendant captured my heart by announcing:
"The captain will be parking the aircraft at Gate 41 in approximately two
minutes. I've seen the captain's car. So if I were you, I'd remain seated."
Blondes
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Did you hear the one about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive
in theatre? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Or the one about the blonde who returned a book to the library with the
complaint that there was no story line and way too many characters. The
librarian said, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep
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Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never
keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are
some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight.
2. Stop exercising.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Open and use even more charge accounts.
7. Subscribe to more eMail lists.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
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