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Puzzle
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There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of
scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace
of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the
person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
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Answer:
The person slept on a waterbed. His killer used the scissors to cut the bed
open and drown him.
Compliments
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Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went
straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight
to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much
he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented
his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that
he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6
months ago, it had revived their marriage and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a
massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst
into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the
worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted
his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And
now, you come home drunk!"
Q&A
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Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!
Q: Which president was least guilty?
A: Lincoln. He is in a cent.
Tomcats
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Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits.
"Nice looking scars you've got there on your neck!" said one.
"Thanks," said the other, "I made them from scratch."
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