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ZL3AI > XMAS 22.12.06 00:06l 33 Lines 875 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: You Might Be A Scrooge
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Sent: 061221/2301Z @:ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC #:22157 [Waimate] $:9353-ZL3AI
From: ZL3AI@ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC
To : XMAS@WW
You Might Be A Scrooge If:
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Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and
bourbon.
Your best Christmas tradition involves fire and reindeer meat.
Your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.
You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.
You get your Christmas tree from an empty lot, at night ... the day after
Christmas.
You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.
You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.
Your favorite version of "A Christmas Carol" stars Bob Packwood or Bill
Clinton.
You think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie.
You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.
73, David ZL3AI.
http://www.geocities.com/zl3ai
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