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ZL3AI > XMAS 22.12.06 00:06l 40 Lines 1014 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
BID : 9340-ZL3AI
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Subj: Last Piece Of Fruitcake
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Sent: 061221/2301Z @:ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC #:22151 [Waimate] $:9340-ZL3AI
From: ZL3AI@ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC
To : XMAS@WW
Eat The Last Piece Of Fruitcake
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[Sung to Last Train to Clarksville (Monkees) and modified by Chef Frank]
Eat the last piece of fruitcake
that we got from Auntie Mabel.
We can't keep it in the kitchen
'cause it broke right through the table,
and the floor..
Oh no no no - Oh no no no.
"Cause your father lost a filling
and your sister broke a cap.
And I lost a half a filling,
the rest is on a string tied to the door
Oh no no no - Oh no no no.
And I don't think I can chew gum anymore.
Eat the last piece of fruitcake
that came via forklift.
Or use it for a doorstop
Might as well get some good use out of this gift.
Oh no no no - Oh no no no
Hohohohohohohoho - Hohohohohohohoho
Eat the last piece of fruitcake
That we have in our home.
I don't know how old it is
But I bet that it was baked by Wilma Flintstone
Oh no no no - Oh no no no
And I don't think that I like her anymore.
73, David ZL3AI.
http://www.geocities.com/zl3ai
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