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ZL3AI > UFO 30.05.05 16:31l 21 Lines 678 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
BID : 5613-ZL3AI
Read: GUEST
Subj: Humour
Path: DB0FHN<DB0RGB<DB0MRW<DB0SON<DB0SIF<DB0EA<DB0RES<ON0AR<ZL2BAU<ZL3VML
Sent: 050530/1359Z @:ZL3VML.#80.NZL.OC #:52775 [Chch-NZ] FBB7.00i $:5613-ZL3AI
From: ZL3AI@ZL3VML.#80.NZL.OC
To : UFO@WW
I Don't Believe
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I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully flossing my
teeth. "Oooh!" I would sigh every once in a while, or "Aaah!" as the
little thread did it's work.
Suddenly and without provocation, my wife walked into the bathroom and
started getting her shower prepared. You'd think I wasn't even there!
Bewildered, I demanded, "What the h*ll are you doing? Don't you see me
here?"
"I'm sorry," she said, "I saw you, but I didn't think you were real."
"What!!! What the h*ll is that supposed to mean!" I shouted.
She replied calmly, "It's just that I don't believe in sighing flossers."
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