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KB2VXA > FUEL 15.02.11 18:39l 62 Lines 2646 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Re: VK6BE > MPG
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From: KB2VXA@VK6ZRT.#BUN.#WA.AUS.OC
To : FUEL@WW
Hi Bob and all,
I still haven't figured out what any of this has to do with MPG but oh
well. Lemme see now, a good deal of deaths are caused by speeders losing
control on a curve and hitting a tree. That makes sense. 4% have been
drinking, (Oh, make that 40%) but that raises a logical question; is that
40% of speeders are drunk at the time or 40% drunks on top of the
speeders? Either way it's chlorine in the gene pool, fewer morons we have
to contend with and good reading of the Darwin Awards web page.
It all comes down to motorists making stupid mistakes, if it weren't for
stupid we'd all be living in Perfection but you just HAD to tell us only
to make sure who is stupid and who to avoid on the motorway. <bork>
Shut up Kermit, I'll call on you later.
You say with some authority but are you SURE? Authority can't be trusted
100% without surity so here's the ultimate question, the acid test; have
you tested ALL model A Fords in good condition, a large enough sample to
represent all reasonably or only your first car wouldn't exceed 63mph?
Then up comes the obvious question; was your speedometer tracable to a
government standard instrument or something you just stuck on the dash to
impress your girlfriend?
Kermit, time to speak up. KERMIT! Now where the heck did that frog go?!
KERMIT! Aw crap, I guess MJ will have to do, WB won't miss him for the
time being at least.
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