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KB2VXA > INFO 28.07.02 08:39l 38 Lines 1770 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Re: G0TEZ > flaming cows
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From: KB2VXA@WT3V.#JS.NJ.USA.NOAM
To : INFO@WW
Hi Ian, Pete and the Germans,
(Being my surname is Eggers I hope I can get away with this.)
Now, about us "Krauts", we invented the flaming cow airship long before
von Zepplin invented hydrogen, but unfortunately the cows were too heavy
and the thing never got off the ground. BTW, we fed them saurkraut.
It seems that Pete reinvented the alcohol lamp while drinking that blue
stuff that is SUPPOSED to be used as a cleaning solvent.
"Warren the Magician" prefers flash paper which is readily concealed and
makes for a MUCH better pub trick than burning the bar top with flaming
rags. A sheet is rolled into a ball and held between the thumb and middle
finger. While pretending to take a puff from a cigarette (I avoid fags
and gay bars, hi) the little ball is set alight and flicked down the bar
in front of the faces of those alongside. The bright yellow "meteor"
shakes them all up whule the prankster looks just as startled as the
rest. The paper burns to an undetectible fine ash, leaving no trace, as
it vanishes into thin air while in flight.
BTW, those self powered meat transporters DO have thier drawbacks. It
seems the idea was tried and the fluttering of the pulse jets drove the
cattle insane resulting in Mad Cow Disease. Next will be an experiment on
a flock of sheep to see if we fare any better with ram jets.
Never mind the coffee spilling, careful with that axe Eugene...
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LID: Wants to work ground wave, buries antenna.
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73 de Warren, KB2VXA
e-mail: kb2vxa@juno.com
Message timed: 15:17 on 27 Jul 02 UTC
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