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Cat
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My aunt's beloved cat Ginger had grown seriously overweight, so she decided
to take him to the vet to find out if there was anything wrong with him -
and more to the point, whether anything could be done about it. So she put
him into the kitty-carry box, and drove to the surgery.
The doc prescribed a course of pills, and my aunt left, happy in the
knowledge that Ginger would soon be his slim old self again. But after a
few weeks of taking the pills, there was no change: Ginger was as fat as
ever. Soon months had gone by, and still there was no difference. In fact,
if anything, it was getting worse. The other problem was the invoices from
the vet - these pills were costing a fortune. It soon became clear to us
all that Ginger had become a doc-billed fatty-puss.
Spurs
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The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he
asked the sales clerk.
"Forty dollars."
The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a
twenty. "I'll take one spur."
"What'll you do with just one?" the clerk asked.
The cowboy replied, "I figger if I can get one side of the horse movin',
the other side'll go too."
Elderly Driving
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my
mind, I swear we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light
was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in
the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was
really concerned that she was mistaken.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road
and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
they went right through. She turned to woman driving and said, "Mildred!
Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have
killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
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