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Drinking
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A man walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of
Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've
not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the man, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor
last week and he told me that I should drink Less."
At A Bar
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?"
The guy answers, "A scotch, please."
The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars."
To which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything
for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the
bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which
constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of
remuneration."
The bartender's not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for
a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What are
you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in
my life!"
To which the bartender replies "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You
must have a double."
The guy replies, "Why, thank you very much! Make it a scotch."
Family
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A modern mother is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the
family photo album. "This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and
here's your sperm donor and your father's clone. This is me holding you
when you were just a frozen embryo. The lady with the very troubled look on
her face is your aunt, a genealogist."
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