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Ducks
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Q: After eating a meal at a restaurant, what did the duck say to the waiter?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn
Helicopter
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While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the
helicopter where I was lost power and went down. Fortunately, it landed
safely in the lake. Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt,
inflated his life vest, and jerked open the exit door.
"Don't jump!" the pilot yelled. "This thing is supposed to float!"
As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back,
"Yeah, and it's supposed to FLY too!"
Pay
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Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the
unemployment office. When asked his occupation, the first guy said, "Panty
stitcher...I sew the elastic onto women's panties."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor,
she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
The second guy was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied.
Diesel fitter is listed as a skilled job, so the clerk gave the second guy
$600 a week. When the first guy found out he was furious. He stormed into
the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double
his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled, and diesel fitters are
skilled labor."
"What skill?!" yelled the panty stitcher. "I sew the elastic and...he pulls
on it and says, "Yep, dese'll fit 'er."
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