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Bizarre Age-Old Cures
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Urinating in an open grave cures incontinence.
Passing a child three times under the belly of a donkey cures whooping
cough.
Touching a corpse's hand cures a sore throat.
Stick an elder twig in your ear and wear it night and day to cure deafness.
Carry a child through a flock of sheep to cure respiratory problems.
To cure fever, place the patient on a sandy shore when the tide is coming
in. The waves will carry away the disease.
A cork under the pillow at night cures cramps.
Rubbing the grease off church bells into your body cures shingles.
Tying a hairy caterpillar in a bag around a child's neck cures whooping
cough.
Throwing a dung beetle over your shoulder cures a stomach ache.
Emergency
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The man asked me to fill out a job application. It asked who should be
notified in case of emergency. I wrote: "A Good Doctor!"
Tech
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Working as an ISP phone tech, I get calls from a good deal of customers who
think I have ESP:
Customer: "I have a problem. OR, I have a question."
Long pause.
Me: "Yeeees?"
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