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Things heard by Tech Support:
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Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it
didn't help."
Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power
hard drive."
Q&A
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Q: How did the rocket lose its job?
A: It was fired.
Q: Where do baby trees go to school?
A: To a tree nursery.
Tea
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Many people assume that Earl Gray tea got its name by being the favorite of
that English earl. However, it seems that there is a small town in Wales
named Earl Gray where the town's citizens are getting concerned about the
ability of their mayor to continue in office. The incumbent was initially
elected in 1972 and she has run unopposed in every election since.
Unfortunately, her age now hinders her from getting about. What the
citizens are saying is that --
....the Earl Gray mayor, she ain't what she used to be!
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