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Nurse
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I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow
students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food
provided at the hospital complex. We often took our breaks in the kitchen,
and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats they had
brought for patients.
One night a woman brought a pork pie to the kitchen and said to me, "Would
you eat this up, love?"
Delighted at the offer, another student and I devoured every crumb. Soon
our benefactor returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet,
dearie?"
Mars Ransom Demand
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eARthLinGs,
WE haVe yOur SPaceSHIps. senD Us 20 miLLiOn MarTIaN dollARs iN UnMaRKed
BiLls or YOu WiLL neVer sEE thEm AgAIn
Ethnic Joke
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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,
"Hey, I got this great <ethnic> Joke..."
The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice,
"Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm <ethnic>,
both bouncers are <ethnic>s and so are most of my customers."
"Okay," says the customer, "I'll tell it very slowly."
Lawyers
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"There are three reasons why lawyers are being used more and more in
scientific experiments.
First, every year there are more of them around.
Second, lab assistants don't get attached to them.
And third, there are some things that rats just won't do.
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
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