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Kids' Kitchen Terms
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BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a
food is even tasted.
CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are
mixed together.
DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.
EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear
the table or wash dishes.
FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when
not being used as an art gallery.
SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.
TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.
Q&A
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Q: Where do bees go on vacation?
A: The wax museum!
Q: Where do cows go on vacation?
A: BerMOOOOda!
Driving
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You are sitting behind the wheel in a car keeping a constant speed, on your
left side there is an abyss. On your right side you have a fire engine and
it keeps the same speed as you. In front of you runs a pig, larger than
your car. A helicopter is following you, at ground level. Both the
helicopter and the pig are keeping the same speed as you. What will you
need to do to be able to stop?
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Get out of the car, step down from the merry-go-round and leave your seat
to someone younger. The children's merry-go-round in the amusement park is
primarily for the younger children.
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