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Odd News Reports
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"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for
pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be
$1.50."
"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on
'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."
"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are
holding their breath until it is officially finished."
"The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a
cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase
a stomach pump."
Q&A
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
A: Only half way.
Q: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?
A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
Frogs
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A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was
stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was
declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a
solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply
couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully. The chemist
then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which
included one part sodium. It seems the little green frogs needed some
monosodium glue to mate.
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