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Blondes
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the
balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.
"Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.
"Good idea," said the other.
So the both started yelling, "Together! Together!"
One-Liners
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Did you hear the one about the guy that kissed his girlfriend in the fog
and mist?
I thought I saw an Eskimo optometrist but it was an optical Aleutian
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand
binary, and those who don't. ..
People who live in glass houses have to answer the bell.
Decisions
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The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head's office.
He's a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a
visit, we have had enjoyable conversations.
While I was in his office yesterday I asked him "Sir, What is the secret of
your success?"
He said "Two words."
"What are they?"
"Right decisions."
"But how do you make right decisions?"
"One word." he responded.
"What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"What are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
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