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10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow
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1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online
6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner" ...for 1989
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "PacMan"
8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of
your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
Q&A
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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What did the geometry teacher say when she lost her parrot?
A: Where's my polygon?
Glasses
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My grandson, Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in
the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out
what was the matter, his mother asked, "Chris, what happened today to upset
you so much?"
He answered, "It's not fair -- I'm not allowed to go to the library."
His mother became very concerned and asked, "Why aren't you allowed to go
to the library?"
With a tearful reply he said, "Because, in order to go to the library you
have to have supervision, and I wear glasses!"
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