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Dead
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An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken
from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not," he asks. She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here
in bed together and talking to one another."
The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think
you're dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I'm dead, because I woke up this morning and
nothing hurts!"
Moving
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After living in our house for four years, we were moving. We'd backed the
truck up to our garage door so that we could start loading all of the
boxes. Just then one of our neighbors came walking across the lawn carrying
a plate full of muffins.
"Isn't that thoughtful, they must have realized that we packed our kitchen
stuff."
The neighbor stuck out his hand and boomed, "Welcome to the neighborhood!"
Menu
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A diner at a country inn is shocked to see on the menu a dish of
"hickory-smoked possum jowls in syrup." He summons a waiter to complain.
The waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down and yells to the owner
in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French
again!"
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