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Football
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During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the
big animals and the little animals.
The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach
made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first
play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was
stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard
loss.
The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped
the elephant?"
"I did" said the centipede.
"Who stopped the rhino?"
"Uh, that was me too" said the centipede.
"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"
"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.
"SO WHERE WERE YOU THE FIRST HALF?" demanded the coach.
"Well" said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."
Norway
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After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway,
researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god.
He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and his famous giant hammer.
But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of
two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red color.
Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined
that they should be the one to have their name listed on the discovery.
Pretty soon, a big argument was underway.
The two provided the others with a great source of amusement for the
evening. By the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else
was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment. As the crowd dispersed,
one junior digger turned to his friend, and said:
"Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."
The Moon
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A retired astronaut opened an unsuccessful restaurant on the moon.
The food was great, but there was no atmosphere.
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