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Skills
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"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills
you think might be worth mentioning?"
"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short
stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."
"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could
apply during office hours."
Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."
Q&A
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Q: How do you get down off of an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off of a duck.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher quit his job?
A: Because he could not control his pupils!
Constitution
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The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table in 1776, working on the
Constitution. It had been a long day when Thomas Jefferson said, 'Whew!
It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?'
Ben Franklin replied, 'Shall I open the window?'
'No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my
sleeves.'
'Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the Constitution?'
'What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves
while we work?'
'Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth.
How about 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?'
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