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Q&A
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Q: What did the car driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker with no arms
and three eyes?
A: "Aye-aye-aye, you look 'armless. Hop in."
Q: Did you hear about the unique platypus?
A: He was unlike all the otters.
Q: At what time of day was Adam created?
A: A little before Eve.
Q: What type of horses go out after dark?
A: Nightmares!
Goldfish
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Diane buys a hundred goldfish. There are so many of them that she decides
to keep them in her bathtub. One day she invites her friend over to see all
her beautiful goldfish. Lauren is impressed, and remarks, "They surely are
beautiful, but what do you do when you want to take a bath?"
Diane replies, "I blindfold them."
John
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Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John,
"How come you aren't married?"
John: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
George: "So what are you looking for?"
John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house keeper,
she's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality
-- and money, she's got to have money, and a nice big house wouldn't hurt
either."
George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!"
John: "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."
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