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VK8PDG > HUMOUR 24.01.04 01:51l 28 Lines 1016 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
BID : 6399_VK8PDG
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Subj: Redneck Painter
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From: VK8PDG@VK8PDG.PLM.#NT.AUS.OC
To : HUMOUR@WW
One of our local rednecks, Billy Joe Bob, while a
total idiot, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame
grew and soon people from all over the country were
coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful
young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo.
She asked Billy Joe Bob if he could paint her in the
nude. This was the first time anyone had made this
request. The beautiful lady said money was no object,
she was willing to pay $50,000. Not willing to get
into trouble with his wife, Billy Joe Bob asked the
lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred
with his wife.
In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was
willing to do it. However, he would have to leave his
socks on so he would have some place to wipe his
brushes.....
Peter VK8PDG Web Site: http://vk8pdg.my-qth.com
The Australian Amateur Radio Interest Group "Doing it Differently."
Web Site: http://www.aarig.org
Pushing Amateur Radio Forward for a better Future.
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