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Did You Want Fries With That, You Moron?
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TROY, Mich. - Detroit-area police are looking for a man who's broadcasting
rude remarks to Burger King customers at the drive-through window. Police
in Troy told the Detroit News Thursday the man has interrupted business
transactions three times, most recently Tuesday, with obscene comments to
startled customers. When the 41-year-old manager went outside to apologize
to customers and look for the source of the salty talk, a voice boomed out
of the outdoor speaker: "There's nothing you or the police can do about
this, so get your fat ass back inside and take your goons with you,"
according to Troy Police Lt. Gerry Scherlinck. Police suspect the calls are
being made by a radio transmitter or walkie-talkie somewhere near the
restaurant.
Burglar
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A woman detained by security guards for a burglary escaped via a 10th-floor
window of a Times Square building in New York City and survived. New York
City police have not disclosed the name of the 19-year-old woman, who
sneaked into the offices of an apparel company that sells hip-hop clothing
endorsed by rappers Jay-Z and Ermine, according to Nesi Apparel's Jackie
Brennan. "She was looking through people's clothing. I guess she was trying
to steal people's wallets," Brennan said. The woman escaped through a
window, fell or jumped from the ledge down eight stories onto a
second-floor scaffolding, the New York Post reports. Listed in critical
condition at Bellevue Hospital, the woman has two broken legs, a broken arm
and a broken hand.
Life
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A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:
"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most
dangerous."
Underneath, a nurse had written:
"The last five are pretty risky, too."
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