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Eight iron
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Tiger Woods and his dad are playing golf game one morning and in a rare
gaffe, Tiger slices his ball deep into a ravine. He grabs his eight iron
and climbs down in search of the ball. He looks around and after a few
minutes spots something shiny.
Getting closer, Tiger realizes it's an eight iron clutched in the hands of
a skeleton, lying beside an old golf ball. He yells up to his father, "Hey
Pop, I got big trouble down here!"
The elder Mr. Woods runs over to the edge of the ravine and calls down,
"What's the matter, son?"
"Throw me my seven iron," Tiger shouts back. "Looks like you can't get out
of here with an eight iron!"
Smart Employee
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Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one hundred dollars
to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. The bonus
went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses
to ten dollars.
You Know It's Time To Diet When....
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You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22
more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your
picture.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
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