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Puzzle
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Can you decipher this famous nursery rhyme?
A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a
sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of
which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended,
sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first
team member.
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Answer: Jack and Jill
Computers
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -Rich Cook
"The typical Internet user receives an average of 17,000 email messages per
year. Of this total, an average of one message actually contains useful
information (it says: 'Disregard previous email'). The rest are porno ads,
investment opportunities for morons (Make Big Money Petting Kittens At
Home!), and jokes that were originally set in movable type by Johann
Gutenberg." --Dave Barry
Marriage
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My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of
our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from
the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's
too young to get married."
"Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Because," she said, "they've registered for Nintendo games."
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