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Q&A
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Q: Why did the Blonde climb up on the roof?
A: Because she heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Where does the mouse keep his boat?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
Golfer
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Robinson Crusoe style, the shipwrecked golfer made the best of his tiny
island. When a cruise liner spotted his distress signals and sent a boat to
investigate, the landing party was amazed to find a crude but recognizable
nine-hole course which the castaway had played with driftwood woods,
whalebone and coral putter and balls carved out of pumice stone.
"Quite a layout," said the officer in charge of the rescuers.
"You're too kind, it's very rough and ready," the goatskin-clad golfer
responded. Then he smiled slyly: "I am however, quite proud of the water
hazard."
Driving School
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Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of
Transportation's driving school:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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