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Puzzle
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What number gives the same result when it is added to fivehy couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A: She mislaid them.
Q: Why didn't the banana want a suntan?
A: He was afraid he might peel
Repairman
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Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither
sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause
immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma: one part of him
said he shouldn't charge the woman; the other insisted he be paid for his
time.
Finally, he presented her with a minimum-charge service bill, which read:
"Restored isolated connecting cable to primary power source. $25."
Disease
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A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad
news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable
disease."
So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?"
The doctor tells the patient. "Hmmm... maybe you should go to a spa and
start taking daily mud baths."
"Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?"
"No... I just told you it's incurable. But at least you'll get used to
being covered in dirt."
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