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Pianist
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A man is playing the piano softly one night in a downtown bar. In walks an
elephant (told you) who goes over to the pianist, and suddenly starts to cry.
"There, there", says the pianist "Do you recognise the song?"
"No, no," says the elephant "I recognise the keys."
Restaurant
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to
place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I
HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
Seats
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For our flight to the Far East, my wife and I checked in at the Korean Air
counter at Los Angeles International Airport. As the smiling Korean woman
processed our tickets, my wife asked, "Are they good seats?"
"They are very good seats," the airline worker replied. "You will be
sitting next to a handsome gentleman, and your com- panion will be seated
beside a beautiful lady."
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