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Shopping
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My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act.
He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near
the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to
run.
After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see
a number of surprised customers staring at him.
"Everything's fine, Folks," he reassured them. "This guy just tried to go
through the express line with more than ten items."
Mail
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It was the early morning hours of New Year's Eve, and the phone at our
small post office rang constantly with people asking the postal clerk if
there would be mail delivery that day. To put a stop to the interruptions,
the clerk had the local radio station announce that there would be mail
delivery.
She had a few moments' peace after that, until the phone interrupted. "I
just heard on the radio that there will be mail delivery today," the voice
on the other end said. "Is that true?"
Wish
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On New Year's Eve, Judy stood up at the local pub and said that it was time
to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be
standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. The bartender was almost crushed to
death.
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