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Harmonica
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"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to
his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the
best Christmas present I ever got."
"That's great," said his Uncle Rodney. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," Little Johnny said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day
not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not
to play it at night.
Angels
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Once upon a time there was a flock of angels with long flowing beautiful
hair. But lo and behold, due to improper eating habits and advanced age,
all their hair fell out.
They soon saw the light and purchased gorgeous, extravagant wigs, which
were even more golden and more flowing than their original hair.
One day, there came unto the angels very bad tidings. They lost their
financial security and were reduced to a penniless state. In utmost misery,
they fell to their knees and prayed for a solution.
Suddenly, the clouds parted and a thunderous voice gave forth the
following, "Hock the Hair, Old Angels."
Rejected Nursery Rhymes
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then it died of electric shock.
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