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ZL3AI > XMAS 24.12.06 07:45l 29 Lines 654 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Santa's Pet Peeves
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From: ZL3AI@ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC
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Santa's Pet Peeves
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Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not
booze.
When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it.
Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime Watch".
Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip
flask.
Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School.
Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes.
Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since he got
back from 'Nam.
Lap rash.
73, David ZL3AI.
http://www.geocities.com/zl3ai
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