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BID : 9349-ZL3AI
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Subj: Santa's Reindeer
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Sent: 061221/2301Z @:ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC #:22153 [Waimate] $:9349-ZL3AI
From: ZL3AI@ZL2BAU.#79.NZL.OC
To : XMAS@WW
Santa's Reindeer
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As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very
quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they
are there. One Christmas Eve as Santa Claus landed on a rooftop, he
suddenly heard a very loud "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" coming from one
of his reindeer.
Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It
happened again, only louder this time: "Snort sniff honk honk snort!"
Dogs in the neighborhood began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa hissed. "Please be
quiet!"
He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it
again, only a lot louder this time. "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!" Lights
came on all over the neighborhood and some people even stuck their heads
out of their windows.
Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to
the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, "We are not
going to deliver another present until the reindeer who is making funny
noises with his nose steps forward and apologizes!"
None of the reindeer stepped forward.
Santa held up a piece of paper. "I know who it is, and I have written your
name on this paper. But I want to give you a chance to do the right thing
on your own."
Still none of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the only thing he
could do. Read off the rude-nosed reindeer...
73, David ZL3AI.
http://www.geocities.com/zl3ai
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