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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Whereas
the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the
second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a
transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the
current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon
duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the
area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning
of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party
of the second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between
the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or
without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder
or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and
rotate the party of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this
point being tendered non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party
of the second part becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party
of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the
second part in a manner consistent with all relevant and applicable local,
state and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved,
the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning installation.
Aforesaid installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of
the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful
to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point
also being non-negotiable. The above described steps may be performed, at the
option of the party of the first part, by any or all agents authorized by him,
the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
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