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KB2VXA > UFO 12.10.06 10:34l 105 Lines 5536 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Re: VE3WBZ > The Captains Coragious
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From: KB2VXA@NJ2AR.#CNJ.NJ.USA.NOAM
To : UFO@WW
Hi Peter, Daryl Dragon and Toni Teniel,
That's a long one, I'll see what I can do with it. If I remember tribbles
were the first space take-out, the fungus was the second. Klingons will
eat anything but I'm not sure about the Romulans and fungus, maybe they
sold the recipe to the Ferengi. In any case beetle snuff is still popular
so maybe they feed it to the beetles. I'll never forget Grand Negus Zek's
remark about the beetles being unhappy so maybe the fungus would cheer
them up.
I never got an answer from wazizname about the kangaroos, maybe they went
on strike and were replaced by wallaby scabs to carry the packets.
According to the Aussies Kiwis can't do anything right, I can expect that
from those birds, not very well suited as carriers. If the emus return to
Emu Bay maybe they'll be of some use.
Never mind the UK, the Vulcan ambassador has his work cut out for him in
Australia. Somebody there is confused by quotation marks and apostrophes
and expects a Dutchman to understand the difference between 'emphasis'
and EMPHASIS when "quoting". On the other hand the UK never really was
involved with banning axes in heads, only one BBS where certain tellers
of tall tales congregate. THAT'S how I get replies from that part of the
planet while the spinners believing thier own spin are left out. There is
this thread about self imposed aparathied, it's not only the immigrants
and a few space aliens but a few of the native population as well who
have isolated themselves. Oh they DO have someone to browbeat and force
their views on, they always have one and most of the time it's that poor
old Aussie as if he doesn't have enough problems with the kangaroos going
on strike.
Maybe you're right, Robbie probably would be a better barman than a
Zamboni. Please, not a Coke machine, you know how he hates oxygen "It
promotes rust." so can you imagine what that carbonated corrosive would
do to his innards? He did a good job with that Old Rocket Exhaust bourbon
so maybe we can test him out with some Canadian Club. Hmmm, the Maple
Leafs will be in fine form! Meanwhile he could help the NY Yankees drown
thier sorrows, yesterday afternoon thier newly traded pitcher from
Philadelphia flew his plane into the side of a building. I feel terrible,
I couldn't miss the news since it was on every channel and I'm a Yankee
fan. A few days ago thier manager nearly got fired, now this, so don't
mind me if I'm not so creative in my writing this time. Anyway I don't
think he'd make a good player with those stubby arms, three fingers and a
golf cart for feet. A good ref maybe, you saw what he did to the monkey.
Never mind Spock in San Fransisco, his troubles started in Chicago where
he got his head stuck in a mechanical rice picker. SF is where he learned
a new Earth language but never got it quite right, Kirk was no help since
he goofed it all up too. Well, at least Spock can speak whale which is
amazing since he's never been to Wales. Meanwhile Scottie tries to talk
to mice but what confuses me is why he used a keyboard on a Windows
system. If that's not bad enough, how can a man who has never used a
keyboard type so fast and somehow get the formula for transparant
aluminium right? Then he pronounced it "aluminum", I'm all mixed up!
Yeah, I noticed the change too since Gene died! The writers have
abandoned the ancient names and terms in favor of those from the film
industry. Seems to me the Klingon measure of distance souns an awful lot
like a portable camera. OK, maybe you don't know about the Kelly Cam but
at least it wasn't a Foley sound effects board. Well, the food has
improved since Riker ate meal worms, Worf ate sand worms and I forgot who
ate the mouse in Enterprise. The funny part is he wasn't even in the
cast, he was a reporter from TV Guide they shoved into a bit part for a
gag and it was edited into the episode.
God Save The Queen was the Australian National Anthem until 1980
something when it was changed to the more appropriate Advance Australia
Fair. I don't know any but Oh Canada as being that from the north, you
mean they changed it just as I was getting to like it? I wish they'd do
something with the American, it's hard to sing unless you're feeling your
oats in an English pub and a song about a battle lost isn't something
that inspires. Mr. Keyes should have left that pub song alone and waited
until we kicked British butt the second time and wrote about THAT. The
president watching Washington burning from across the Patomac is so
depressing.
Nope, haven't seen anything from Brent since he tried to make an antenna
out of the backstay. Then again propagation on 20M isn't the greatest so
I don't hear much of the Maritime Mobile Net on 14.300 either. It won't
be long before they batten down the hatches for the winter here but at
least those who still go out don't have to put up with those pesky jet
skis since the clods went home.
OK, that about does it for now, time to get in my regeneration chamber
for the sleep cycle. Oh, that reminds me, Jerri Ryan is back on the tube,
yum yum. <disengage>
73 de Warren
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