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KB2VXA > UFO 06.10.06 17:54l 80 Lines 4094 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Sent: 061006/1426Z @:NJ2AR.#CNJ.NJ.USA.NOAM #:55636 [Lakehurst] $:55636_NJ2AR
From: KB2VXA@NJ2AR.#CNJ.NJ.USA.NOAM
To : UFO@WW
Hi Peter and fellow aliens,
Oh I haven't gone anywhen, mostly everywhere. With our advanced
technology we're like that lady named Bright, we return the previous
night. That confuses these Earthers and that's one of my little
amusements, they often don't understand the time-space continuum and we
really can't expect "his ape's brain to absorb the full knowlege of the
Krell". Now what was that about monsters from the id? (Forbidden Planet,
MGM 1957)
In keeping with the time line it wasn't the Enterprise that visited
Vulcan, it was a Vulcan ship that visited Earth that started it all off.
Remember Cochran's converted ICBM that attracted the passing Vulcan
ship's attention? In this here and now Earth is sending out signals and
artifacts at a fantastic rate, a beacon in space as it were. They wonder
why they have been attracting so much attention here of late but at least
they finally have it settled that we have been watching thier development
since they first becme civilized. I wonder why they find that so
upsetting? Well, as long as they feel this way and have this tendancy to
become violent we'll just have to keep it on the QT and hope they settle
down so we can eventually welcom them to the galactic community. Another
thing that amazes me is why they think WE are anything like them going
around shooting rays at each other, I'm just glad thier ballistic weapons
have a very limited effective range and we're able to easily dodge them.
Oh, as for Spock being Jewish, they'll never know how we convinced Mel
Brooks to cancell the sequel to Spaceballs. Now wouldn't Jews In Space
give it all away? It's too early in thier development to learn that Mel
is one of us and the sheriff is a ni ni ni ni... is nothing to marvel at,
Clevon Little was really the "missing link" in Klingon evolution.
Now what was that the little lady from the southern hemisphere said? I'm
not sure if she's referring to a bronze key or maybe you're full of gas.
The American expression I am told is "You're full of beans." which is a
marvel in itself if you remember how those "a** blasters" in one of those
Tremors movies launched themselves. On the other hand one of thier TV
presentations postulated that dragons had the same aparatus at the other
end, I wish they could make up thier minds. Well, when they discover
hyperdrive they'll put away the beans and stop worrying about global
warming.
Well, keep watching the skies for any sign of the mother ship, I need a
vacation on Risa, I'm polishing my Horgon in anticipation.
Romulan Warbird - D'deridex Class
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73 de Warren
KB2VXA@NJ2AR.#CNJ.NJ.USA.NOAM
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