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Urgent Proposal
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Greetings, EARTHLINGS. Please allow me to make an introduction of myself.
I am Z'zkarna Sik-S'sslatica, the pod-child of the late Emperor Z'zkama
Sik-T't'lbrrdingtak, who as you may know was recently assassinated by the
dreaded Kratuu of Nexar (may the Brrrdingus forever curse his name). Your
species has been named to me as being one of the utmost discretion and
sensibility as to being interested in a business arrangement of the utmost
confidential nature. When my late pod-father was killed, most of his assets
were seized by the followers of the Kratuu of Nexar (may the Brrrdingus
forever curse his name).
However, some remains, specifically the sum of TEN THOUSAND IRIDIUM BARS,
each having a mass of one plexar (1.04 of your Kilograms). What I am to
propose is simple. In exchange for offering the use of your planet to store
the Iridium, your species is entitled to 20% of the value of said Iridum,
calculated by it's value in Interstellar Credits set by the Grand Council
of Zik. This matter is most urgent, as the Kratuu of Nexar (may the
Brrrdingus forever curse his name) will use this treasure to further expand
It's fleet of Stellar Cruisers with the aim of conquering more of the Local
Group. Trillions of sophonts will perish if he is able to do so. I am sure
you understand now how important this transaction is. If this proposal is
of interest to your species, please reply with haste, providing the
location of your planet in Universal Stellar Coordinates, as well as the
absolute LONGITUDE and LATTITUDE of your Captial Cities as well as your
UNITED NATIONS headquarters.
The Iridium will then be transported to your planet, to be kept safe until
my forces can be gathered to reclaim it. My sincere hope is that we will
be able to overthrow the dreaded Kratuu of Nexar (may the Brrrdingus
forever curse his name) in a counter-coup, thus ensuring peace in our
Galaxies. You will receive your 20% of the treasure upon successful
completion of the transaction. I must again stress that this is a most
urgent matter. Please reply as soon as possible. Delay will just mean more
pod-children will be fed to the ravening hordes of Nexari who follow the
dreaded Kratuu of Nexar (may the Brrrdingus forever curse his name). Your
utmost discretion is desired in this most urgent and secret transaction.
Best Regards,
Z'zkarna Sik-S'sslatica
Heir Apparant to the Throne of K'zar
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