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ZL3AI > TREK 12.02.03 14:38l 55 Lines 2342 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Why Star Wars is better than real life
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* In real life, people drive "The Pacer," "The Pinto" and "The Station
Wagon"
* In Star Wars, people drive "Speeder Bikes," "X-wing fighters" and "The
Millennium Falcon."
* In real life, bar fights with strange looking people are often looked at
as bad and sinful.
* In Star Wars, bar fights with strange looking creatures is heroic and the
way of the just Jedi Knight.
* In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called crazy.
* In Star Wars, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called
galactic ambassadors.
* In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are
considered tacky and queer.
* In Star Wars, they're called, "Storm Troopers" and are feared by all.
* In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors,
toilet paper runs out and people get diarrhea.
* In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.
* In real life, tall hairy, humanlike creatures are only seen by backwoods
alcoholics and are named ridiculous things like "Bigfoot" and "Sasquatch."
* In Star Wars, tall hairy humanlike creatures are called Wookies, and have
their own language, planet, social structure, and carry formidable weaponry.
* In real life, people must deal with the problems of children.
* In Star Wars, children do not exist.
* In real life, it is often difficult to understand the languages of others,
such as 7-11 employees, fast food window operators and college profs.
* In Star Wars, everyone understands everybody, regardless of language
barriers.
* In real life, the extremely obese are often sadly shunned by society.
* In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a pimp daddy and has
his own sail barge, lounge room and scantily clad female dancers to keep him
occupied--he is envied by all.
* In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things
like operating can openers, programming VCRs and playing Nintendo.
* In Star Wars, Droids do all the busy work in half the time.
* In real life, some people are complete losers.
* In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.
* In real life, people sometimes smell.
* In Star Wars, people are never "ripe" and yet they need not shower.
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