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TCP-Group Digest Wed, 23 Apr 97 Volume 97 : Issue 46
Today's Topics:
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TCP-Group Digest V97 #45 (2 msgs)
Tcp-ip
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Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 00:36:48 GMT
From: brian@nothing.ucsd.edu (Brian Kantor)
Subject: TCP-Group Digest V97 #45
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
Forwarded-By: bbrelin@netcom.com (Braun Brelin)
Forwarded-by: "Steven Johnson (BUS)" <johnson@bayflash.stpt.usf.edu>
On Fri, 12 Apr 1996, Myers, Bill wrote:
> How do you get off this list? I have tried the majordomo and I still
> get mail even though it says I'm not on the list.
This is what you need to do. Please read these instructions carefully before
beginning.
tools needed: one Hammer, one scredriver, one pair of pliers, one heavy-duty
pair of wire cutters, one bucket of saline water, a box of sani-wipes.
Step #1: Stop payment on any checks that you may have sent to your Internet
Service Provider (GOD).
Step #2: If GOD is unresponsive and you are still receiving mail from this
list, you will need to find the "mailhost". This is a machine usually
located in a locked office. Every day around noon, the mailman will deliver
a box of diskettes with that day's mail messages, including yours from this
list, to this machine. Typically, only a handful of people have keys to the
"mailhost". The reason why this machine is locked up is because this is
typically the best, fastest, most powerful computer at your facility and the
people with keys don't want to share it. If you must, break or pry the door
down with one (1) hammer (you did get all the tools needed?).
Step #3: Find the ON/OFF switch for this machine. Using the pliers, set the
switch to the OFF position by tugging downwards until the disposable plastic
switch breaks away from the computer casing. Discard the disposable plastic
switch in an environmental-friendly manner. This will alert the mailman to
not deliver the diskettes with the messages to the "mailhost" not unlike the
little red flag found on mailboxes. This should resolve your mail problem
immediately.
Step #4: You may experience a recurrence of mail within 72 hours. If this
should happen, you will need to disable the "mailhost" once again with more
forceful measures. Repeat Step #2. Don't be suprised if there is a sturdier
door in place than the one you destroyed previously. This is due to the fact
that the "Have Key" clique found out that someone has seen their private
stash of computer equipment.
Step #5: After you have once again regained entry into the "mailhost" room,
open up the back of the "mailhost". There may be a large tv-like device on
top of the "mailhost" You will need to remove this first. Take your wire
cutters, and cut any cables binding the tv-like device to the "mailhost".
Set the tv-like device to the side. With your screwdriver, remove each and
every screw that you can find on the "mailhost". Once this is done, the
"mailhost" should break away into two or more pieces.
Step #5: Find a large box with a fan attached to it. It will be clearly
marked with the following labels: "Danger" "High Voltage" "Do not open - no
user-servicable parts". Don't worry, these labels are merely in place to
satisfy OSHA requirements and you are not in any danger at all. Take the
bucket of saline water and pour it into any vents or ports that the large box
may have. Any extra water should be poured directly into the computer
chassis, be sure to properly soak each and every component.
Step #6: In the event of fire (OSHA has been known to be right on occassion),
douse any flames with the sani-wipes.
This solution is provided without warranty. It is not bio-degradable or
fat-free. In the event of sudden death, contact a physician immediately.
_________________________________________________________________________
| Reengineering Half-A-Glass
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| says, "Looks like you've got twice as
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Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 22:29:22 GMT
From: eb4gde@nos.ea4rct.ampr.org
Subject: Tcp-ip
Hola me llamo Juan Carlos y estoy interesado en informaci˘n sobre tcpip
y
todo lo relativo al programa jnos111 ya que actualmente estoy trabajando con
el
protocolo ax25 y me gustarˇa enterarme de que va el tema tcp-ip.
Afortunadamente me he hecho con una copia del programa jnos111,
pero
lamentablemente no se como hacerlo funcionar a si que agradecerˇa muchˇsimo
si
me pudieran hechar una mano para aprender del mejor modo posible.
Muchas gracias por su tiempo y espero que pasen un buen dia.
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