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The Med Student
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While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical
students. "As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left
fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case
like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
Oneliners
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NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a
second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?
I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet... he said "postage dew".
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Odd that when a house burns down, the only things left standing are the
chimney and the fireplace.
I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he doesn't like
it when you join in.
How dangerous could a fax be, if the pen is mightier than the sword and a
picture is worth a thousand words.
My spouse has suggested a candlelight dinner at home for our anniversary.
Is that being romantic or just cheap?
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the
birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.
There are two types of roads in our country. One is under construction and
the other is under repair.
Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the
other.
When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you're
mooning everyone behind you.
Bizarre Mini-Skirt Controversy
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The mini-skirt is a fashion today, but in the '60s, it was a major
controversy. Here's how some people reacted:
Women in mini-skirts were not allowed to enter Vatican City.
In the Congo, police arrested 300 women wearing mini-skirts, which were
banned.
Churches in Caracas, Venezuela put up signs telling people to give up their
minis or "be condemned to hell."
In Egypt, women in minis were subject to a charge of indecent behaviour.
This law was passed because two women wore mini-skirts in the center of the
city and caused a two-hour traffic jam.
Disneyland outlawed mini-skirts - the gatekeepers measured the distance
from the woman's knee to her hemline and restricted her entrance until she
ripped out the hem.
In Greece, anyone wearing a mini-skirt was jailed.
A sixty-three-year-old man in Rio De Janeiro on a bus was overcome when a
young woman wearing a mini-skirt crossed her legs in the seat next to him.
He bit her on the thigh and was sentenced to three days in jail.
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