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To : HUMOUR@WW
Door
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One finds the most romantic people at home improvement centers. My son was
helping a couple purchase a new door for their home. After he asked what
size they needed, the stumped husband yelled clear across the store to his
wife in home supplies, "Honey, c'mon over here and see which one of these
doors you can fit through!"
Restaurant
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon,
hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because
you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the eggs home.
Seal
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out
the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the
animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal."
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