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Cars
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My daughter, Mary, goes to extremes in caring for her new sports car. One
afternoon we went to get gas. When the attendant asked what kind, Mary
said, "Unleaded -- super. The best you have. And check the oil, please."
When the man found the car needed a quart, he asked, "What kind do you
use?"
"I just want the finest," Mary said. "Whatever it costs. And look at the
radiator too. It might need water."
"What does it take," the attendant inquired, "Perrier?"
Fishing
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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call
that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his
fishing scales.
The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.
Plastic surgery
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Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and
eight months later he performed a concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in a terrible accident. I reattached them, and two years later he won
two gold medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a guy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
backside and mouth. Now he's the President of the United States."
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